Posted on October 23rd, 2009 by Dolla Sava
Take the first step to a new you!
“Tired of the same old you?
“Tired of being out of shape…and out of luck with the opposite sex?
“Tired of being overweight and under-attractive?”
Ahh, the sheer brilliance! (cue the Guinness Brewmasters) of Dodgeball’s White Goodman.
Joking aside, weight is a…um…uh…weighty matter for a lot of people. Seriously folks, when nearly [...]
Posted on September 17th, 2009 by Dolla Sava
With the world’s #1 SUPERFOOD—Açaí Berries!
Gentlemen…this is Hollywood’s Hottest New Diet! I know most of you guys wanna get out there and show your lady that you can look like Brad Pitt. As he so succinctly put it in Fight Club though…you can’t. Sorry…man up and deal with it. If you’re single, you probably saw [...]
Posted on September 2nd, 2009 by Dolla Sava
Purify your body and lose weight
So I have this weird feeling that “True White” and “AcaiEssence” are made (or at least marketed) by the same company. I’d apologize for what I’m about to say, but really, they should be apologizing to me for making me look at this stuff. It’s just sad.
The thing that burns [...]
Posted on August 24th, 2009 by Dolla Sava
Phendrexin XR—#1 Rated Fat Burner!
You know the dealio…pay S&H and you get your free trial to . In this case, is billed as the #1 rated fat burner…which is a pretty good deal for a 15-day free trial.
I think all of you pretty much know how I feel [...]
Posted on August 17th, 2009 by Dolla Sava
So I found a cool bottled-water delivery offer, with free use of a dispenser or 5 free cases of water…
…but then I found this article in Reader’s Digest, and another on PublicRadio.org while doing a little back research, and figured that I wouldn’t be doing right by all of you if I was encouraging you [...]