Take the first step to a new you!
“Tired of the same old you?
“Tired of being out of shape…and out of luck with the opposite sex?
“Tired of being overweight and under-attractive?”
Ahh, the sheer brilliance! (cue the Guinness Brewmasters) of Dodgeball’s White Goodman.
Joking aside, weight is a…um…uh…weighty matter for a lot of people. Seriously folks, when nearly 60% of Americans are obese, there’s a real problem here.
It’s Friday, so you know what that means! (no, not Dolla table dances…or even table dances for a Dolla). It means it’s Friday Giveaway time, and today we’re giving away Jenny Craig consultations. Now you won’t get the humor of Ben Stiller comparing obesity to “baldness or necrophilia,” but you will get:
- Fast answers to your questions about Jenny Craig
- Learn more about program options, special offers, and getting started
- To hear from either your local center (where you visit a center nearby for help and advice from your Consultant) or their convenient at-home program (where all consultations are over the phone and food is shipped to your home or office)
There’s nothing to lose, even entering your email address is optional (as of this writing). Simply enter your name and phone number to get a FREE instant call-back and start taking steps to a new you!
“…turn that Frankenstein…into a Franken-fine.”
