Moms…can’t live with ‘em, can’t come into this world without ‘em. Come on…she brought you into this world…raised you…made you into the stand-up or stand-out or not-so-great person you are today…the least you could do is get her a card! We all know that the economy sucks right now, and those “Mallhark” cards are pretty dang expensive. Heck, even grocery store-bought cards are expensive…and sadly, many of them aren’t really worth it. Come on card designers, don’t pull a 500 Days of Summer on us, give us something worthwhile!

This is where MyFunCards comes in…cuz hey, if you aren’t happy with any of the designs, just remember…you didn’t pay for ‘em! They’re all free! Enjoy!

FYI, MyFunCards will also install Smiley Central, Cursor Mania, Popular Screensavers, and the MyWebSearch box and Search Assistant. They claim there’s no spyware or adware, but protect yourselves out there!

Plus you can get cards for any occasion…not just Mother’s Day!

Thanks for the warm welcome back! I know a ton of people are struggling in this economy, and as you can see, I haven’t even kept up for you guys. I’m really sorry about that (man I’m startin to sound like a broken record!)

If you’re one of the many Americans facing foreclosure (and believe me, they come from all walks of life!), you’re not alone. Of course we can’t guarantee that these guys can save your home, but maybe you owe it to yourself to give it a shot. Sure, many Americans are walking away right now, but you know what? Come 3-5 years (or longer), as the economy recovers, that bankruptcy and/or foreclosure is gonna come back to haunt you. If you can’t afford it…you can’t…there’s no shame in that (it sucks, but hey, you can only do so much!).

That having been said, if you think you might be able to afford it (hey now, this is not the time to be dishonest with yourself…many Americans got into a bad situation because of unscrupulous mortgage practices, but it didn’t help that people believed the “good times” couldn’t—wouldn’t—end), now is as good a time as any to give yourself a shot at keeping your home. You may have heard the commercials on your local radio station(s) (I know I’ve heard a TON of ‘em around here!…probably 6-8x a day!) talking about loan modifications. This is what they’re talking about.

The truth of the matter is, you have to be super-careful about who you do business with. ForOneBuck.com makes no guarantees about any of the companies you may be matched with. Make sure you check their credentials, and a quick check with the BBB would be a good idea. Ask to talk to some of their former customers (know right off the bat they likely won’t put you in touch with anyone who had a negative experience, but you can still find out a bunch about who you’re working with by talking to previous clients), ask questions…just like visiting the doctor…this is a pretty major issue if you don’t get it resolved! Remember, also, different companies may have different requirements for who can get approved for loan modification, and just like pre-bust, there are a ton of predators out there waiting for you to fall prey to their schemes. Check, check, and check again!

Behind on your mortgage? Perhaps a loan modification is the answer…click here to find out more!

“Tired of the same old you?

“Tired of being out of shape…and out of luck with the opposite sex?

“Tired of being overweight and under-attractive?”

Ahh, the sheer brilliance! (cue the Guinness Brewmasters) of Dodgeball’s White Goodman.

Joking aside, weight is a…um…uh…weighty matter for a lot of people. Seriously folks, when nearly 60% of Americans are obese, there’s a real problem here.

It’s Friday, so you know what that means! (no, not Dolla table dances…or even table dances for a Dolla). It means it’s Friday Giveaway time, and today we’re giving away Jenny Craig consultations. Now you won’t get the humor of Ben Stiller comparing obesity to “baldness or necrophilia,” but you will get:

• Fast answers to your questions about Jenny Craig
• Learn more about program options, special offers, and getting started
• To hear from either your local center (where you visit a center nearby for help and advice from your Consultant) or their convenient at-home program (where all consultations are over the phone and food is shipped to your home or office)

There’s nothing to lose, even entering your email address is optional (as of this writing). Simply enter your name and phone number to get a FREE instant call-back and start taking steps to a new you!

“…turn that Frankenstein…into a Franken-fine.”

Learn to secure your financial future with this free Rich Dad Workshop! I’m guessin, especially if you’re into saving money (and maybe gettin’ some more of it), you’re at least familiar with Rich Dad, Poor Dad. So here he’s giving you (yes, even you!) the chance to learn to secure your financial future at one of his workshops. Now…the down-side is they’re only in four places, but they’re more-or-less central places to where you live (frankly, I’m shocked…shocked…he didn’t do one in NYC, SF, Chicago, Los Angeles, Atlanta…but hey, what do I know). Of course…if you wanna save money and/or make more of it, it will cost you a lot less on hotels and transportation than some of the bigger cities would (and careful planning and buying is a necessary skill if you wanna make more money and keep more of what you have).

Get your education November 2^nd through November 4^th, 2009!

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Want new cursors for your computer? Maybe you want holiday-inspired cursors (we’re in that season…Halloween is comin’ up and then the CRAZY holiday season is upon us…no matter what you celebrate)! So get out there and get started with new cursors and more!

If you’re gonna download anything, protect yourself with your most up-to-date Anti-Virus and Anti-Spyware!

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Check out Smiley Central for FREE smileys! They’re compatible with most IM, email, and blog applications, even social sites like MySpace and MSN Spaces! I’m not sure whether they work on Facebook or not…but it can’t hurt to try ‘em!

I’m all for creativity, but as always, protect yourself with your most up-to-date Anti-Virus and Anti-Spyware! You gotta stay safe out there…it’s craaaazy!

Scare your friends silly with Halloween Smileys!

So get ‘em free!!! Check out this download and cartoonize yourself…put your new cartoon self on your social pages (works on Facebook, MySpace, and more!). Choose from an enormous variety of features and characteristics, looks and styles, accessories and fashions to create the new cartoon you.

Have fun out there, but protect yourself with your most up-to-date Anti-Virus and Anti-Spyware!

Get the new you now!

Tired of energy drinks that cause you to crash and/or put on weight (really, when you think about the amount of sugar in some energy drinks—reportedly up to 12 tablespoons for some of ‘em—all that gained weight is really gonna offset the energy you gain now).  You’ll hate yourself when you’re older for trading your health for another hour or so of alertness (yeah, I know sometimes it’s necessary).

So of course your ol’ pal Dolla has a solution (come on now, you know if I pose a problem I’m gonna have a solution…Mr. Fix-It they call me …or so I hear).

Enough blabbin’, onto the solution…PepPod! It’s only 1 Calorie…with NO SUGAR!!! This is pretty important if you don’t wanna look like this guy (no joke, this guy gained this much weight through being sedentary and consuming waaaay more calories than he burned…it’s likely he was predisposed to extreme weight gain or he’d be small by tomorrow’s standards, but for any of you out there with weight issues—I know I got ‘em—this guy might just inspire you to do something about it…like beat his record, or maybe lose that extra few pounds…or maybe appreciate life as it is and appreciate you for yourself…that’s always possible). It’s jam-packed with Taurine, Glucuronolactone, Caffeine, Niacin, Guarana Extract, Inositol, CoQ10, and Vitamin B12 for an energy boost with NO CRASH!!! Energy as nature intended! (hmm…maybe not…)

The next cool thing about PepPod is that, unlike standard energy drinks, it’s portable!!! Sure you can take a can or bottle almost anywhere (they’ll bust ya in a movie theater or airplane, where energy drinks are oh-so-necessary). The reality is that whole “portable” thing is the silliest thing I’ve heard in trying to sell this product…because you still need to dissolve it in water. Sure it’s easier to carry around than a bottle or can but if you have issues carrying a single bottle or can you need WAY more help than an energy drink (or tablet) will do for you. However, the non-use of plastic and aluminum at least makes it more eco-friendly/green.

Here’s the VERY BEST PART: PepPod is only $1.49 per serving. Compare that to the energy drinks you buy at the supermarket (or, more often, convenience store…man, talk about paying for convenience!)…you’re gonna pay nearly twice that amount for the same energy kick anywhere else (and come on, most of those energy shots are nasty and go real fast…thankfully).

Real Energy. Real Ingredients: The Perfect Blend For Your Mind, Body, Spirit.

…or something of the sort. This really isn’t “for one buck,” since you’re responsible for port taxes of $59 per person, gratuities, incidentals, and transportation to and from the award destination (i.e., where you sail out of). However…all of your onboard meals are covered, your accommodations are covered, and you get live entertainment (shows are free) and access to the sundeck pool (just like everyone else lol). It’s not so much a “special” offer as it is getting you a cruise for about $60 bones a pop. Not too shabby (of course, if you’re like me you’ll run up a bar tab in the four or five digit area over 3-4 days…)

It comes down to…if you want a cruise on the cheap, do some research if you feel the need to, but my research shows this is a pretty good deal.

Cabin space is filling up—Act Now!

Hey, welcome back y’all to ForOneBuck.com! Again I gotta apologize for the delays in entries but I think I should be better at this whole time-management thing now.  

I think this is a perfect time, too, to revisit one of my favorite video games, Rock Band. I love rock music, pretty much anything with a good bassline, crazy drums, and especially rippin’ guitars. I’m just like Jack Black in School of Rock…well, his character’s (and I suspect his, based on his work with Tenacious D and the new game Brütal Legend) feelings toward music, anyway. I can’t play like that, that’s for sure.

Although I’ve never really been a “Beatles fan” (your question “how can you be a rock fan and not a Beatles fan?!?!?”…I never listened to any of their music…and it was always a little on the slow side for me), I gotta say, this might be my favorite set of Rock Band songs ever. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not super-stoked that you can’t play your own character (I really loved that about Rock Band) and that there’s no changing of your instruments’ appearance. However, the songs in Beatles Rock Band are so much fun to play—you just can’t help but smile when playing Yellow Submarine or Octopus’ Garden. On a side note “overdrive” is called “Beatlemania” for this game…see? Just fun!

Here’s your chance to get a copy of Beatles Rock Band for your console of choice (Xbox 360, Wii, or PS3)—I recommend you get a fresh email address for this offer, since you never know what they’ll send ya.

Get the Beatles Rock Band for your Xbox 360, PS3, or Wii!