…but probably true!

Oh sure, there are some “nice guys” out there…but “nice” usually translates to “let’s people walk all over him”…and that’s not gonna be a fun date. Well, it might be funny, depending on how much of a doormat he is, but it’s probably gonna just be pathetic…sad but true.

On the other hand, we already have agreed that, as a general rule, men are dogs lol…

So what’s a smart fun single girl to do?

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In case you’re wondering…yes, I really do LOVE (has to be spoken in a smooth baratone ) this title, and no, I didn’t come up with it (but I wish I did ). Even if you’re single, you gotta check out the picture on this page, it’s not bad, but it is cutesy and funny all at the same time, without being over-the-top (I have to admit, I did laugh when I saw it, it struck me as funny…I don’t really know why…it just did ).

Hey, it’s a Friday Giveaway…so this recipe eBook is FREE! (you gotta complete a sign-up process, but if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times&mdsah;always wanted to say that one, too…and now I did! ahhhh…the realization of dreams ) It looks pretty cool, they include nutrition information (let’s face it…healthy bodies = better relationships…note I said healthy and not perfect ). You get recipes in the eBook, and you also get access to their recipe database, chock-full (another dream realized! lol) of healthy and delicious cooking ideas. You can also cast votes in their healthy polls (admittedly, this doesn’t sound real exciting to me…but I know some of you out there are thinking right now, “Dolla’s crazy! Dolla blabs and blabs opinions all-day-every-day and doesn’t think polls are exciting?!?”)

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So y’all know when I do something, I do it. And I figure since I missed a day earlier in the week anyway, I’d give your four (that’s right…count ‘em…four Friday Giveaways…just cuz I love ya so much!…and cuz I kinda sorta—but not really lol—feel bad for bein’ lazy).

Anyway, we got another dating offer…if you’re asking yourself why I’m doing so many dating offers, the answer is that we all know by now it’s a numbers game. So set up as many dates as you can, get to knoiw people, and enjoy their company! (or whatever you wanna do…but I’ve found some great friendships (and some so-so friendships, and an ugly separation or two, ) with people I initially thought would be great partners…that I soon realized weren’t gonna be lol…still cool peeps )

Enough of my tumultous love life (check out the upcoming book, Dolla’s Guide to Love), let’s get to the gist of the offer lol. This is directed at a more mature audience (basically, if you’re looking for a relationship and not a hookup). I’m not sure since when “35+” is “mature,” but hey, I didn’t write the page copy. Anyway, if you’re “mature” enough at 35+…check it out (or hey, if you have a thing for others 35+…I’m sure some of them wouldn’t mind )

If you’re wondering…I think this title is better than the first one, but still a little too sappy for my tastes. Just my one-and-a-half cents (damn this economy! lol)

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Okay, so it must have been that movie lol…but it’s all dating for these Friday Giveaways! Anyway…so here’s another dating offer…not quite as saccharine title, so I feel a lot better lol. Same dealio, risk-free trial, if you find someone, cool, and if not, you don’t lose anything (that I’m aware of…maybe some dignity …but as Marsellus Wallace so elegantly put it, “The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That’s pride ****ing with you. **** pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.”)

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Umm…hmmm…yeah, sorry about that title. I almost had a revisit of my grilled turkey-and-pepperjack sandwich from lunch writing that.

Okay, all joking aside…yeah, that title is way saccharine, way more than I’m up for stomaching (hey…I prefer aspartame ), but…let’s face it…people are social animals, and they don’t like to be alone (except perhaps for some emo kids or fans of sad British pop…but that’s another story altogether ). On a side note, interesting movie, and while I don’t ever suggest going to the movies on a first date (come on, really now, what sense is there in spending 90 minutes plus not talking? real great way to get to know one another lol), this would certainly be an interesting one for the right couple. If you’re wondering which movie I’m talking about…you’re just gonna have to click the link!

Before you give me any crap for not putting this up on Friday…hey, at least I started it on Friday.

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