Posted on October 23rd, 2009 by Dolla Sava
Take the first step to a new you!
“Tired of the same old you?
“Tired of being out of shape…and out of luck with the opposite sex?
“Tired of being overweight and under-attractive?”
Ahh, the sheer brilliance! (cue the Guinness Brewmasters) of Dodgeball’s White Goodman.
Joking aside, weight is a…um…uh…weighty matter for a lot of people. Seriously folks, when nearly [...]
Posted on October 21st, 2009 by Dolla Sava
Energize your mind and body!
Tired of energy drinks that cause you to crash and/or put on weight (really, when you think about the amount of sugar in some energy drinks—reportedly up to 12 tablespoons for some of ‘em—all that gained weight is really gonna offset the energy you gain now). You’ll hate yourself when you’re [...]
Posted on September 18th, 2009 by Dolla Sava
Your smile should be white and bright!
OMG!!! No expensive lasers – No awkward strips – No bad tasting gels! Dazzle Smile is the teeth-whitening system that fits in with your busy lifestyle!
Shiny new cars and designer clothes are no longer the hallmarks of being cool (well, I’m not sure about that, but it [...]
Posted on September 17th, 2009 by Dolla Sava
With the world’s #1 SUPERFOOD—Açaí Berries!
Gentlemen…this is Hollywood’s Hottest New Diet! I know most of you guys wanna get out there and show your lady that you can look like Brad Pitt. As he so succinctly put it in Fight Club though…you can’t. Sorry…man up and deal with it. If you’re single, you probably saw [...]