“Tired of the same old you?

“Tired of being out of shape…and out of luck with the opposite sex?

“Tired of being overweight and under-attractive?”

Ahh, the sheer brilliance! (cue the Guinness Brewmasters) of Dodgeball’s White Goodman.

Joking aside, weight is a…um…uh…weighty matter for a lot of people. Seriously folks, when nearly 60% of Americans are obese, there’s a real problem here.

It’s Friday, so you know what that means! (no, not Dolla table dances…or even table dances for a Dolla). It means it’s Friday Giveaway time, and today we’re giving away Jenny Craig consultations. Now you won’t get the humor of Ben Stiller comparing obesity to “baldness or necrophilia,” but you will get:

• Fast answers to your questions about Jenny Craig
• Learn more about program options, special offers, and getting started
• To hear from either your local center (where you visit a center nearby for help and advice from your Consultant) or their convenient at-home program (where all consultations are over the phone and food is shipped to your home or office)

There’s nothing to lose, even entering your email address is optional (as of this writing). Simply enter your name and phone number to get a FREE instant call-back and start taking steps to a new you!

“…turn that Frankenstein…into a Franken-fine.”

Learn to secure your financial future with this free Rich Dad Workshop! I’m guessin, especially if you’re into saving money (and maybe gettin’ some more of it), you’re at least familiar with Rich Dad, Poor Dad. So here he’s giving you (yes, even you!) the chance to learn to secure your financial future at one of his workshops. Now…the down-side is they’re only in four places, but they’re more-or-less central places to where you live (frankly, I’m shocked…shocked…he didn’t do one in NYC, SF, Chicago, Los Angeles, Atlanta…but hey, what do I know). Of course…if you wanna save money and/or make more of it, it will cost you a lot less on hotels and transportation than some of the bigger cities would (and careful planning and buying is a necessary skill if you wanna make more money and keep more of what you have).

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Wow…$750 in gift cards in two posts!

As I just mentioned, Labor Day is right around the corner…you’ll probably want to be grillin’ and chillin’, so you’re gonna need to pay for all those groceries! (Even better…send these posts to your friends, have them sign up and get their $750 in gift cards, and everyone pitch in for the party…that way everyone gets to be part of it, no one spends too much, and everyone still has money left over for groceries for at least the following week or two!)

Same dealio as always…get a separate email, select only the offers you want…by doing this you keep the advertisers happy, so they keep giving you great stuff like $500 in free groceries.

Grab both offers for $750 in free groceries…click here for your $500!

No, no, no…it’s not that I’m super-excited about giving away $250 in grocery gift cards (I am), it’s that I’m even more super-excited about actually posting a Friday Giveaway on a…wait for it…FRIDAY!!! Amazing, huh? I think it’s been almost a month since I’ve timed that right…just about the time I started doing Friday Giveaways. Man I gotta be less lazy

So check it out…today’s offers are all about getting YOU grocery money for the upcoming month. Don’t forget, Labor Day is right around the corner, you’ll probably be grilling and having one last summer get-together…so hurry up and take advantage of these offers! Like I always tell you…set up an email address just for this offer, grab only the things you’ll really use or really want…it just makes sense to everyone!

18+? US resident? What are you waiting for? $250 in Grocery Gift Cards are waiting for you!

FREE is so much better! Although…truth be told, that buy one get one offer is a great deal…and between the two offers you can get two different designs for a total of 750 business cards (500/250 split).

Choose from 42 designs, from classic to whimiscal. If you’re up for spending $3.99 (still a pretty good deal, and you save 85% on the upgrade), you can upgrade to the Premium Business cards, with designs tailored to a specific style or industry. As a bonus offer, if you do choose to upgrade, you’ll get matching Return Address labels at checkout FREE!

I suggest you grab the 250 cards, take a look at the designs available on the upgrade, if you like ‘em, cool, if not, don’t spend the extra four bucks (the free return address labels are definitely worth it though if you need ‘em…and the matching is a great reminder if you’re following up with people who already have your cards…especially if the cards stand out). Now, I also suggest you do a “cross-test” of sorts, and grab the other 250 500 cards for $1.99. Here’s what I’m thinkin…you take the 250 and compare the results to the other 250 (yeah, I know you get a bonus 250, but you get my drift); whichever ones work better, you make more of in the future.

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Okay, so in the spirit of Giveaway Friday, I figured this was a pretty great offer…you get a Prepaid Plus Membership for a year to Sam’s Club, and you get a $1,000 gift card to Sam’s Club…so you actually get to use the gift card, whether or not you’re a current member! You do have to participate in the offers, my suggestion as always is go get an email address just for this stuff, sign up, find a couple offers you’d actually use (wow, that’s a fresh idea!), and get a thousand bucks to spend on whatever! If you’re on this site and/or using other money-saving tips, I’m sure you can find coupons for the products you’d buy anyway at CoolSavings!

It’s a thousand bucks! Why haven’t you clicked yet?!?

Get your romance cooking! (literally and figuratively )

In case you’re wondering…yes, I really do LOVE (has to be spoken in a smooth baratone ) this title, and no, I didn’t come up with it (but I wish I did ). Even if you’re single, you gotta check out the picture on this page, it’s not bad, but it is cutesy and funny all at the same time, without being over-the-top (I have to admit, I did laugh when I saw it, it struck me as funny…I don’t really know why…it just did ).

Hey, it’s a Friday Giveaway…so this recipe eBook is FREE! (you gotta complete a sign-up process, but if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times&mdsah;always wanted to say that one, too…and now I did! ahhhh…the realization of dreams ) It looks pretty cool, they include nutrition information (let’s face it…healthy bodies = better relationships…note I said healthy and not perfect ). You get recipes in the eBook, and you also get access to their recipe database, chock-full (another dream realized! lol) of healthy and delicious cooking ideas. You can also cast votes in their healthy polls (admittedly, this doesn’t sound real exciting to me…but I know some of you out there are thinking right now, “Dolla’s crazy! Dolla blabs and blabs opinions all-day-every-day and doesn’t think polls are exciting?!?”)

Now for the really boring (but no less important) stuff: privacy is certified by TRUSTe, is a trustworthy HON (Health On the Net Foundation) site, and carries the QualityHealth™ Guarantee.

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So y’all know when I do something, I do it. And I figure since I missed a day earlier in the week anyway, I’d give your four (that’s right…count ‘em…four Friday Giveaways…just cuz I love ya so much!…and cuz I kinda sorta—but not really lol—feel bad for bein’ lazy).

Anyway, we got another dating offer…if you’re asking yourself why I’m doing so many dating offers, the answer is that we all know by now it’s a numbers game. So set up as many dates as you can, get to knoiw people, and enjoy their company! (or whatever you wanna do…but I’ve found some great friendships (and some so-so friendships, and an ugly separation or two, ) with people I initially thought would be great partners…that I soon realized weren’t gonna be lol…still cool peeps )

Enough of my tumultous love life (check out the upcoming book, Dolla’s Guide to Love), let’s get to the gist of the offer lol. This is directed at a more mature audience (basically, if you’re looking for a relationship and not a hookup). I’m not sure since when “35+” is “mature,” but hey, I didn’t write the page copy. Anyway, if you’re “mature” enough at 35+…check it out (or hey, if you have a thing for others 35+…I’m sure some of them wouldn’t mind )

If you’re wondering…I think this title is better than the first one, but still a little too sappy for my tastes. Just my one-and-a-half cents (damn this economy! lol)

Join the longest running online dating site on the web (launched in 1996)! (fun little game: try to guess which site before you click the link!)

Okay, so it must have been that movie lol…but it’s all dating for these Friday Giveaways! Anyway…so here’s another dating offer…not quite as saccharine title, so I feel a lot better lol. Same dealio, risk-free trial, if you find someone, cool, and if not, you don’t lose anything (that I’m aware of…maybe some dignity …but as Marsellus Wallace so elegantly put it, “The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That’s pride ****ing with you. **** pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.”)

Stop bein’ so lonely…local singles wanna meet!

Umm…hmmm…yeah, sorry about that title. I almost had a revisit of my grilled turkey-and-pepperjack sandwich from lunch writing that.

Okay, all joking aside…yeah, that title is way saccharine, way more than I’m up for stomaching (hey…I prefer aspartame ), but…let’s face it…people are social animals, and they don’t like to be alone (except perhaps for some emo kids or fans of sad British pop…but that’s another story altogether ). On a side note, interesting movie, and while I don’t ever suggest going to the movies on a first date (come on, really now, what sense is there in spending 90 minutes plus not talking? real great way to get to know one another lol), this would certainly be an interesting one for the right couple. If you’re wondering which movie I’m talking about…you’re just gonna have to click the link!

Before you give me any crap for not putting this up on Friday…hey, at least I started it on Friday.

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