When I saw this, my first thought was, “Awwwww”…and almost choked on the “his & hers” dealio. But then I saw the page, it’s cute without being saccharine (which, admittedly, they sure could have waaaaay overdone it…and if it were me, I would have waaaaay overdone it, cuz I woulda thought it was hilarious…but that’s just me ). A little bit of the ol’ ice melted away, and I decided this is a really cool offer and a great way to kick off the weekend (yeah, yeah, I know it’s Saturday, but for all intents and purposes this is a Friday Giveaway…so bear with me and just play along…’kay? We’ll all be good then ).

If you’ve read this site before, you probably already know this, but for the newcomers, here goes: you’re gonna have to enter your email address first and foremost (I highly suggest you get a new email address before doing this…I’m sorry it’s taking so long, but we’re working on a solution to get you guys email addresses you can use just for this, without using so-called “gennet”—i.e., yahoo, hotmail, etc.—email addresses…should be ready in a few weeks—I hope). You’ll go through a couple pages of offers…just be smart about what you want, and for Pete’s sake (that’s my parrot, btw…Pete the Parrot, friend to Steve the Pirate) read the fine print!!! I’m like heart attack triple bypass dead serious on that point…you need to read the fine print (yeah, yeah, you can do whatever you like, but if you’re smart about it, you can really get a great deal with the two BlackBerry™ Bolds without being careless).

Don’t delay, act today! (I love that phrase…as y’all know by now )

Alright, alright…I don’t do too many of the “monthly subscription” things, unless I really believe they’ll save you money. As with any subscription, please please PLEASE be sure to read ALL of the terms and conditions, and make sure the subscription is right for you…especially when it comes to this cell phone stuff. You’ve gotta be the account owner or have authorization of the account holder to subscribe, and you must be 18 or older in Florida to subscribe. Minimum age restrictions may apply elsewhere, too.

Okay, now that I’ve gotten that outta the way, we can get to the good stuff! So you can get bonus ringtones with only $9.99 a month subscription. Your subscription gets you 5 extra credits (on top of your 20 per month), usable on different types of content…games, jokes, horoscopes, ringtones, whatever. Now I don’t know about you, but $9.99 a month will only buy me like 4 ringtones…so even if I got 5 or 6 ringtones out of it I’d be happy!

Enter cell. Enter PIN. Download ringtones.

I know this is kinda silly…but for answering (and participating) you get a $100 Fandango Bucks Gift Card. Movies are freakin’ expensive, it’s easily $80 – $100 for a family of four after you add in popcorn, drinks, and candy (and a little less if ya sneak in the candy bars you buy elsewhere…ssshhhhhh!). Of course, if you’re single, or it’s just the two of ya, you can get in a couple movies (and that’s legitimately…get your mind outta there! )

Autobot? Decepticon? Pick your side! (you already know who’s gonna win lol)

Alrighty…here’s our other offer for the day, and in keeping with the coupon theme, I bring you the 777 Discount Club…it really is like winning the coupon jackpot!!! You can save $100’s every month at brand name restaurants, stores, hotels, and more…and the best part is, you get a free trial! It’s only $25/month if you find it’s worthwhile to you…and personally, I think if you save $25.01 a month you’re already ahead…and I expect you can save so much more! Amazon.com, Baskin Robbins, McDonald’s, Burger King, Verizon, Curves, Budget…these are just a few of the great stores…plus there are a ton of online savings as well.

Claim your free trial now!

Hey, welcome back from the weekend…hope yours went well, mine was exciting (I caught UFC 100 on pay-per-view on Saturday…totallly money well-spent, no, I couldn’t be there in person lol)

Anyway, I wanted to kick off the week with an offer slightly different from what I’d normally bring ya…but one I think is valuable enough in the long run to make it worth your while! The down side to the Entertainment book is it actually costs money…about $25 to $40, depending on where you live. But…the upside (and it’s a really big upside), is that you’ll save hundreds of dollars on eating, shopping, and travelling (like top travel destinations Las Vegas, Hawaii, and Orlando; top retailers like Best Buy, Target, and The Home Depot).

But hey…I like to make sure you save as much money as possible, and the reason I’m bringing this to you today (instead of before, the book has been around for 50 years!!!) is because they’re also giving away 2009 books with each preorder of a 2010 book. You’ve only got half a year to use the ‘09 book…but I know you’ll save more than what you spend on the 2010 book, and you’ll have all of 2010 to use that one!

Get your 2010 Entertainment® coupon book today!

Now, if you’re like me, you’ve scoured eBay for AT&T-unlocked iPhone 3GS’s (if you haven’t, and you wanna, there’s a linked to AT&T-unlocked iPhones to your right, under “Hand-Picked Deals”). However…if you’re already on AT&T, and you don’t have an iPhone yet (come on, catch up with the times! lol), these guys are givin’ em away for FREE. You’re gonna have to fill out some offers, some of them may require a credit card, but I recommend you watch what you’re doing, stick to free trials and use a separate email address for this stuff…and go get your free iPhone 3GS!

Test and keep a free iPhone 3GS!

If you use Facebook, you know how tough it can be to do updates or check up on things while you’re supposed to be doing something else. Thankfully, the people over at Ask.com found a way to take care of that little “issue” for you…now you can update your status, check your news feed, and keep up on your notifications…from any website! If you stop a second and think about that…that’s pretty darn cool! Sure makes me glad I don’t have anyone workin’ for me

Access your favorite Facebook features now!

So I figured you have your free trials for games and movies…you might as well grab a 52″ LG LCD HDTV, too!

Go ahead, go get your TV!

until tomorrow to get you this link…

…especially with the mention of the Xbox 360 and movies in the last post! So I figured I’d give out a bonus today, I changed it up so all four of today’s offers show up on the main page (I was just a little teensy weensy excited about all this ). Gamefly is like the video game version of Netflix…and right now, they’re giving free trials—10 days with two games out and a magazine bonus. If you haven’t yet, grab our Netflix offer, too!

Grab a free trial to Gamefly…10 days with two games plus a magazine bonus!

The title of this one got me thinking…does anyone have a porch anymore? I remember seeing pictures of my grandparents’ houses, and the ones built in the 40’s and 50’s always seemed to have a porch…but you just don’t see those anymore. If any of you reading have porch stories, or just wanna share, go ahead and post in the comments section, I’m sure our readers would like to read about everyone else. Wow, that might be a record for most words off-track (while keeping my tangent semi-related)…anyway, here’s a FREE TRIAL for Netflix.It’s pretty cool overall, I like that you can keep the movies as long as you want, and they deliver the movies pretty fast, too. If you don’t wanna wait for delivery, you can even download a pretty wide selection of the movies direct to your Netflix appliance (such as your DirecTV box or Xbox 360) or your computer. Don’t forget your Gamefly free trial while you’re at it!

Click here for your Netflix FREE TRIAL!