Moms…can’t live with ‘em, can’t come into this world without ‘em. Come on…she brought you into this world…raised you…made you into the stand-up or stand-out or not-so-great person you are today…the least you could do is get her a card! We all know that the economy sucks right now, and those “Mallhark” cards are pretty dang expensive. Heck, even grocery store-bought cards are expensive…and sadly, many of them aren’t really worth it. Come on card designers, don’t pull a 500 Days of Summer on us, give us something worthwhile!

This is where MyFunCards comes in…cuz hey, if you aren’t happy with any of the designs, just remember…you didn’t pay for ‘em! They’re all free! Enjoy!

FYI, MyFunCards will also install Smiley Central, Cursor Mania, Popular Screensavers, and the MyWebSearch box and Search Assistant. They claim there’s no spyware or adware, but protect yourselves out there!

Plus you can get cards for any occasion…not just Mother’s Day!

Want new cursors for your computer? Maybe you want holiday-inspired cursors (we’re in that season…Halloween is comin’ up and then the CRAZY holiday season is upon us…no matter what you celebrate)! So get out there and get started with new cursors and more!

If you’re gonna download anything, protect yourself with your most up-to-date Anti-Virus and Anti-Spyware!

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Check out Smiley Central for FREE smileys! They’re compatible with most IM, email, and blog applications, even social sites like MySpace and MSN Spaces! I’m not sure whether they work on Facebook or not…but it can’t hurt to try ‘em!

I’m all for creativity, but as always, protect yourself with your most up-to-date Anti-Virus and Anti-Spyware! You gotta stay safe out there…it’s craaaazy!

Scare your friends silly with Halloween Smileys!

So get ‘em free!!! Check out this download and cartoonize yourself…put your new cartoon self on your social pages (works on Facebook, MySpace, and more!). Choose from an enormous variety of features and characteristics, looks and styles, accessories and fashions to create the new cartoon you.

Have fun out there, but protect yourself with your most up-to-date Anti-Virus and Anti-Spyware!

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Get your romance cooking! (literally and figuratively )

In case you’re wondering…yes, I really do LOVE (has to be spoken in a smooth baratone ) this title, and no, I didn’t come up with it (but I wish I did ). Even if you’re single, you gotta check out the picture on this page, it’s not bad, but it is cutesy and funny all at the same time, without being over-the-top (I have to admit, I did laugh when I saw it, it struck me as funny…I don’t really know why…it just did ).

Hey, it’s a Friday Giveaway…so this recipe eBook is FREE! (you gotta complete a sign-up process, but if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times&mdsah;always wanted to say that one, too…and now I did! ahhhh…the realization of dreams ) It looks pretty cool, they include nutrition information (let’s face it…healthy bodies = better relationships…note I said healthy and not perfect ). You get recipes in the eBook, and you also get access to their recipe database, chock-full (another dream realized! lol) of healthy and delicious cooking ideas. You can also cast votes in their healthy polls (admittedly, this doesn’t sound real exciting to me…but I know some of you out there are thinking right now, “Dolla’s crazy! Dolla blabs and blabs opinions all-day-every-day and doesn’t think polls are exciting?!?”)

Now for the really boring (but no less important) stuff: privacy is certified by TRUSTe, is a trustworthy HON (Health On the Net Foundation) site, and carries the QualityHealth™ Guarantee.

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Alright, alright…I don’t do too many of the “monthly subscription” things, unless I really believe they’ll save you money. As with any subscription, please please PLEASE be sure to read ALL of the terms and conditions, and make sure the subscription is right for you…especially when it comes to this cell phone stuff. You’ve gotta be the account owner or have authorization of the account holder to subscribe, and you must be 18 or older in Florida to subscribe. Minimum age restrictions may apply elsewhere, too.

Okay, now that I’ve gotten that outta the way, we can get to the good stuff! So you can get bonus ringtones with only $9.99 a month subscription. Your subscription gets you 5 extra credits (on top of your 20 per month), usable on different types of content…games, jokes, horoscopes, ringtones, whatever. Now I don’t know about you, but $9.99 a month will only buy me like 4 ringtones…so even if I got 5 or 6 ringtones out of it I’d be happy!

Enter cell. Enter PIN. Download ringtones.

Need cash to pay down debt, start a business, or further your education? Did you know the U.S. Government gives out millions of dollars a week in grants? Do you want to know how to get some of that money? Of course you do! And you know that’s where I come in! lol

The US Government and private foundations award MILLIONS IN GRANTS to people just like you who are in need of financial help. The best part is, most grants come with absolutely NO INTEREST! Do you know of ANY financial institution that can match that? Imagine qualifying for a grant to get your business going… and once you’ve got it up and running, paying back the investment pound-for-pound, without worrying about the pesky “interest” gouging away at your pockets! The government can actually be quite a good pal, you just need to know who to turn to, and what to say. We’ll teach you all that and more with this free trial.

Um…it’s a free trial to put free money in your pocket…what more could I say?

If you use Facebook, you know how tough it can be to do updates or check up on things while you’re supposed to be doing something else. Thankfully, the people over at Ask.com found a way to take care of that little “issue” for you…now you can update your status, check your news feed, and keep up on your notifications…from any website! If you stop a second and think about that…that’s pretty darn cool! Sure makes me glad I don’t have anyone workin’ for me

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The title of this one got me thinking…does anyone have a porch anymore? I remember seeing pictures of my grandparents’ houses, and the ones built in the 40’s and 50’s always seemed to have a porch…but you just don’t see those anymore. If any of you reading have porch stories, or just wanna share, go ahead and post in the comments section, I’m sure our readers would like to read about everyone else. Wow, that might be a record for most words off-track (while keeping my tangent semi-related)…anyway, here’s a FREE TRIAL for Netflix.It’s pretty cool overall, I like that you can keep the movies as long as you want, and they deliver the movies pretty fast, too. If you don’t wanna wait for delivery, you can even download a pretty wide selection of the movies direct to your Netflix appliance (such as your DirecTV box or Xbox 360) or your computer. Don’t forget your Gamefly free trial while you’re at it!

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I found this little application this morning, and I’m trying to learn to play guitar (not so successfully I might add ), and I gotta tell you, I was really excited about this one. You get quick access to your favorite tunes…add song title, artist (band), album, and other info to organize your songs. Store and manage your favorites in one easy-to-use location. I thought it was cool that the program lets you search your own collection of guitar tabs, and it also searches the web for you! That’s pretty great if you’re looking for new tabs, especially since the app keeps ‘em organized, too! You can print from the easy-to-use software, and even add notes and a photo for each entry!

Guitar players…simplify your life! (also works for bassists!)